There’s only one thing I hate more than lying skim milk.There has never been a sadness that can’t been cured by breakfast food.What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.No offense, but I don’t remember you having a nursing degree in feelings! Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation.I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior.What’s Galentine’s Day? Oh, it’s only the best day of the year.There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk from all other responsibilities in our lives.I’ve gone on record that if I had to have a stripper’s name, it would be Equality. I’m a feminist, okay? I would never ever go to a strip club.I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work.If you come up too fast you get the bends. The things that you have done for me to help me, support me, surprise me, to make me happy, go above and beyond what any person deserves.Love fades away, but things last forever.
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